lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

Jul 11th (+162516)

communicationsinbinary:

reblog if ur thinking about dragons 

Jul 11th (+34067)

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

Jul 11th (+225653)

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

Jul 11th (+82372)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

Jul 10th (+477990)

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

Jul 10th (+254465)

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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